This article from Matthew Pierce is spot on.
The Youth Pastor
Add some accessories. AND THEN ADD SOME MORE. Grow some sweet facial hair and then break out the bleach. Roll up your sleeves. Are belts keeping you from relating to today’s generation? LEAVE YOUR BELT AT HOME AND UNTUCK YOUR SHIRT. Make your way through the Harvest Festival slapping backs and making FINGA GUNZ at all the teenagers. Hey, did you like God’s Not Dead? You’re gonna love the sequel, dude! I’ve got a ticket with your name on it!
Thanks to my cousin Taylor for sending this my way. Made me laugh out loud at work. Well played.