Modern (Warfare) Armor of God

So awhile back I was thinking about the armor of God as found in Ephesians chapter 6.  And while the purpose of the passage is about protecting ourselves from the enemy I thought the terminology could be updated...say in a Modern Warfare 3 kind of way.  So without further adieu here is the Modern (Warfare) Armor of God:  

Utility Belt of truth

Kevlar Vest of righteousness

Riot Shield of faith

Combat boots of readiness

Ballistic helmet of salvation

M4 of the Spirit

So there you have it.

Powning noobs aside, I can't imagine the enemy will be pleased when he sees you've equipped yourself with the M4 of the Spirit.  And whatever you do, don't use the evangelism grenade...that is not the way to spread God's love.